Freddie the Dung Beetle
Freddie is a dung beetle, which is a weird sort of insect.
They roll cow dung into little balls and they roll them to their nest. It’s not the cleanest thing to do and it might not seem to make much sense.
But of all the dung beetles, Freddie is the best
Freddie the dung beetle, rolling from the start of dawn. Freddie the dung beetle does it because it turns the females on.
One day Freddie rolled the greatest dung ball any dung beetle had ever seen.
His friends were amazed, and said it would go down in dung beetle history.
So Freddie went to see a beetle named Candy, because what he had in mind was some trim.
He knew big dung balls really turned her on, and this was the biggest that had ever been.
Candy lived in a hole in the ground in the bad part of Dung Beetle Town. When Freddie tried to roll his great dung ball there, it rolled poor Freddie down.
Nowadays the sun is shining and the sky is blue and clear.
The land is filled with lots of cow dung but Freddie is not there.
Everyone should a lesson from our good friend we call Freddie.
Don’t get caught rolling too much crap because it might get too heavy.
Freddie the dung beetle, did it because it turned the females on.
